Tags
2012, discount, distruction, great buy, onlineshopping, shopping
Date: 1 January 2013,
Place: New Delhi
News Correspondent Vidhi Singh Reporting
It is a proud day for India, as Indians have done it again. We have saved the mankind from extinction.
It a cold morning here in New Delhi. The morning mist has just settled down, the sun is beginning to show its striking face. I am standing outside Rajpath Bhavan, where in few minutes the President of India is going to award Bharatbuy.com, the famous online shopping store, a coveted honour which was never thought of, the credit of “saving the world”.
I personally am not an online shopping fan, the instant shopping and quick delivery is not for me. I like to take long hours, probably whole weekend to find a single pair of shoes for me. It’s a nice way to spend my time, and not think of Vinay, my dim-witted ex-boyfriend.
Well… now getting back to the news.
Behind me there are some ardent bharatbuy.com fans waiting to jointly receive this honour. But no one has a clue how they contributed in saving the world.
One guy wearing a black “I Love BharatBuy” t-shirt came forward and started mumbling instantly “This is my favourite website, I am always online, looking at hundreds of products, you know i even earn my pocket money selling my old products that I don’t need, and these guys unlike others don’t even charge me for selling online.”
Well, I was in no mood to hear good points about the site, a single website saving the world that has got to be one of the stupidest news ever.
To go inside the story I asked renowned scientist, Doctor Iyer.
The weird black bow wearing scientist answered, “Actually its very simple”, and then he elaborated “At 20:02 on 22nd Dec 2012, the cataclysmic waves that were going to create the east-west tsunami were reversed by the magnetic field created by the quantum data inverted from the site bharatbuy.com server to the satellite as earth reached metric position of 12 degree latitude”
“Oh that was simple!” I nodded with a blank face
It felt as if I am back to college listening to advanced physics lecture, and I am an arts student.
So i told him to explain again for our viewers.
Mr. Iyer again stated “To speak in simple words, at the same time 12.5 million people logged in to bharatbuy.com that created a strong signal in the satellite which became an opposite charge to the tsunami and thus the wave superseded. So simple”
Again he said so simple. Why do they send an arts student to cover such stories. My foolish News Channel.
The black 8 door limousine car carrying the owners of Bharatbuy.com has just arrived, which has stirred the media frenzy.
I will keep you posted on what happens next.
In the meanwhile you can visit Bharatbuy.com, it is one of the biggest shopping store, offering Multiple Product Range, Special One Day One Deals, and Free Used product classifieds filled by BharatBuy users, Wish List to make you keep track of the products you love. And much more.
P.s. – Due to heavy usage on Dec 22 the website is currently down, till then let us enjoy the award ceremony.
